The only reason why you wouldn’t know what SATC stands for is
a. You’re a mans man. The ones that live in forest and use leaves at TP.
b. You’ve been under a rock for the last 10 years
c. Those 4 letters have been compartmentalized in your mind and are to never be mentioned together again…after the media overload that it has received in the past months.
SATC stands for Sex and The City. What City? New York of course silly! So like many fellow men this past weekend, I was dragged to the theaters to watch this movie. So I figured that guys, I’d do you a favor and break it down for you. SATC is about 4 women in NY who are trying to find the 2 “L”. Labels [the LV's, the Channel etc etc] and of course, the cliche: Love. These four women Carrie Bradshaw, Samantha Jones, Charlotte York and Miranda Hobbes.
So now on to the movie summary. Being guys, we like our stuff short and concise.
Samantha is in LA representing her bf Smith
Charlotte is being mommy to their adopted chinese daughter
Miranda is being a Lawyer & mommy at the same time. Married Steve and moved to Brooklyn. Tough stuff.
Carrie & Big have this awkward conversation about getting married. [What the heck kind of name is "big"??]
Find this amazing penthouse suite. Big builds her a walk in closet that would make
any woman woozy.
Carrie tells girls that she’s getting married and of course they all freak out. [as expected]
Lots of pretty dresses
more pretty dresses
expensive shoes
more shoes.
more dresses
more shoes
Dresses
expensive shoes. Seeing a pattern?
wedding planning. Wedding get bigger and bigger.
Steve Cheats on Miranda. once. Big breakup. muy unhappy time.
Miranda mentions something to big about how marriage is the worst.
Wedding Day. Big gets cold feet. Worries that Carrie won’t be the same person. That all that frilly wedding stuff has changed her. Stands Carrie up at the wedding
But wait! To add drama, at the last minute he has a change of heart! Pulls an illegal U-turn on a one way street. And on the way back to the church…who does he see? Ahhh…he see’s Carrie passing by the opposite way.
Tires screech. Beatdown with bouquet is in order. [queue tears from all people with XX Chromosome. and maybe some from the XY group also]
Drama
Drama
Drama
Drama
Drama
Drama [excellent product placement by Sky Vodka. Nothing like a hangover the next day to make you feel better. Should've used the Goose Carrie!]
Trip to Mexico to make Carrie Feel better. Major girl time. [Major product placement from Smart water]
Girly talk stuff happened here. I zoned out a bit.
Girlie Stuff.
Charlotte pooped herself. wtf. I know.
Get back to NY.
Denial about the wedding happening
Denial
Drama
Denial.
Drama.
Carrie hires awesome CS Programmer from St. Louis as a personal assistant. The fact that this girl got some attitude is more awesome. The fact that she uses a easily crackable password like “love” is not so awesome.
Carrie gets life back together.
Miranda and Steve try to work things out.
Charlotte is Preggerz
Samatha gets fat cuz because she “eats so i won’t cheat”. Thats one way of doing it girl. Of course, its the gay guy that points out her weight. Girls are much too nice to tell each other this.
Samatha breaks up with Smith
Charlotte just HAPPENS to to have lunch where Big is. Big is all tore up of course. But Charlotte is pissed. Curses the day he was born. [wow...talk about tough words]. Then Charlottes water breaks.
New Baby.
Miranda + Steve work out their problems. yay!
Carrie + Big are reunited over a pair of Manolo Blahniks. Thank goodness for expensive shoes! Finally get married….in City hall. Girls are back together for good.
Overall I gotta admit…the movie was pretty good. Alot better than what I was expecting.
Guys, now you know what to expect. And knowing is half the battle.
much love,
Jc
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